How much BAD stuff ....

... can a good dog do in the five minutes it takes a human to go into the bathroom and clean their teeth. Well, Ruger sure tried it out this morning - resulting in an 'unscheduled mopping' of the kitchen floor. The thing I am thankful for is that it wasn't the bad dog gone bad! Who knows WHAT would have been chewed, puked or pooped all over the floor in that case. As it was, she (The Bad Dog) diligently did all doggie business outside, while today's villain just stood there and admired the scenery......